I came up with something kind of funny, at least it was funny to me. I didn't want to forget it, so I'll put it here so I can hopefully remember it lol.
Tonight at dinner time, I had an upset stomach, and needless to say-I farted.
My husband said to me, "No farting at the dinner table!"
I replied with...
"I'm not farting, I'm rearranging my butthole."
Needless to say, my husband thought that was quite funny...and I do too.
I never claimed to be lady-like ALL the time! :)
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