I didn't fart...

I came up with something kind of funny, at least it was funny to me. I didn't want to forget it, so I'll put it here so I can hopefully remember it lol.

Tonight at dinner time, I had an upset stomach, and needless to say-I farted.

My husband said to me, "No farting at the dinner table!"

I replied with...

"I'm not farting, I'm rearranging my butthole."

Needless to say, my husband thought that was quite funny...and I do too.

I never claimed to be lady-like ALL the time! :)

Her name is 'William'...

Yes...'Her' name is William.

I am getting sick of people assuming my child is a girl because he has longer hair.

I love his hair, I don't want to cut it, and I won't just for a social stature. So screw off. His hair is gorgeous....and once you cut it, the beautiful golden ringlets are gone, and they no longer look like babies, but like mini-adults. And you know what? I'm just not ready for that yet. :( So leave me alone.

Stop asking, I'm not going to cut it. And when I do, you'll be the first to know. Don't like it, well, that's too bad because he's not your son. But thanks for playing...